Wednesday, August 17, 2011

PUNJABI JOKES, PUNJABI FUN, SANTA BANTA JOKES, PUNJABI JOKS ONLINE, FREE PUNJABI JOKES, PUNJAB JOKES, SARDAR JEE JOKES, DECENT PUNJABI JOKES; DECENT SIKH JOKES, FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES

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  1. 3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si ...................... Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili
    Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke ................... 1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha
    1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.  .......... 2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.
    Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…................. 3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee… Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee…
    Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De ................. Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye
    Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.
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  2. Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya, ....... Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?
    Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana
    Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega…
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  3. Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
    Te Bus Full Ho Gayi… ........ Conductor: No More, No More Please.
    Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.
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  4. Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi, ..... Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye
    Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi, ..... “Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”
    Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…
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  5. Santa to Banta: Yaar Tera Kutta Taan Bande Jeha Lagda Hai, Ki Khawaunda Hai Ehnu?
    Banta: Eh Mera Beta Hai, Kutta Nahi, CA Kar Reha Hai, Aur Exam Chal Rahe Ne, Es Karke Sakl Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Hai…
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  6. Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
    Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
    Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.
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  7. Tutak Tutak Tutiyan Dahi Jama Lo, ...... Je Garmi Lag Rahi Taan Cooler Chala Lo,
    Je Bore Ho Reha Hai Taan Mera Number Mila Lo,
    Je Message Changa Ni Laggeya, ..... Mobile Nu Agg La Lo…
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  8. Ik Sohni Jehi Kudi Ne, Apne Ik Slim Jehe Aashiq Nu SMS Kita,
    “Chehra Tera Khash Nahi, Haddiyan Te Teri Maas Nahi,
    Pyar Tainu Swaah Karaan, Teri Taan Jeon Di Vi Aas Nahi…”
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  9. Ek Vaar Gali Vich Langar Lagda Hai .... Santa Apni Wife Di Bra Le K Janda Hai
    Langer Serve Karan Vaale Nu Kehenda Hai .... Ek Ch Mithe Choul Paade Ek Ch Namkeen
    Ha Ha Ha…
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  10. Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki doge?
    Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai”dhakaa”
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  11. Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu ... Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
    Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal .... Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde.
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  12. Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya ..... Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C: ........ “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”… .... Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si .... Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya
    Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga .... “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
    Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”
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  13. Cinema Hall Ch Babbu Maan Di Film Dekh Deyan ... Ek Sohni Jehi Kudi Da Purse Chori Ho Geya
    Kudi Ne Punjab Police Nu Purse Chori Di Report Darz Karai.
    Thanedar Ne Pucheya, “Madam, Tuhada Purse Kithe Chori Hoya Si.”
    Oh Boli, “Cinema Hall Ch.” .... Thanedar Ne Fer Pucheya, “Mera Matlab Hai Chor Ne Tohada Purse Kithe To Chori Kitta…” .... Kudi, “Mere Blouse Ton.”
    Thanedar, “Ki Gall Kar Rahi Hai, Ohne Tuhadey Blouse Ton Purse Kaddeya, Tuhanu Pata Vi Ni Chaleya…?” .... Kudi Sharmande Hoyi Boli, “Sir Mainu Ki Pata Si Ke Oh Mera Purse Kadd Reha Ae…”
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  14. Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C ...... Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
    Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai ..... Tan Usne Keha Meri
    Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…
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  15. Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See .... Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
    Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye .... Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
    Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
    Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare .... Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
    Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
    Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
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  16. Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai. .... Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…
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  17. Ikk Majj Khote De Utte Chad Gayi ... Khota: Ae Ki Kar Rahi Hain?
    Majj Boli, Main Taan Majaak Kita Si…Khota: Main Majaak Karanga Taa Panchaytan Kardi Firengi…
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  18. Santa to Shopkeeper: Gora Karn Wali Creme Haigi, Tere Kol,
    Shopkeeper: Haan Hai ... Santa: Fer Saale Launda Kyun Ni, Teri Sakal Dekh Ke Main Roz Dar Janda Haan.
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  19. Result Je Changa Hove: ..... Teacher: Hosiyar Jawak Hai
    Maa: Rab Di Mehar Ho Gayi .... Baapu: Putt Kihda Hai
    Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…Rusult Je Kharab Hove:
    Teacher: Padhai Ch Dhiyan Ni Siga .... Maa: Agg Lagge Es Mobile Nu
    Baapu: Laadan Ne Bigaad Deya .... Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…
    Moral: Duniya Badal Jandi Hai Per Kade Dost Ni Badalde…
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  20. Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
    Koi Kehenda Meri Pant, .......... Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
    Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…
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  21. Sante Ne Blade De Naal Apni Girlfriend Da Naa Apne Hath Te Likheya
    5 Minute Baad Jor Jor Di Ron Lageya.... Banta: Oh Kahnu Ronda Oye?
    Santa: Maitho Spelling Galat Ho Gayi Naa Di…
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  22. Ik Nikka Jeha Baccha Badi Der Ton Ghar De Bahar Khadeya Darwaje Di Ghanti Bajaan Di Kosish Kar Reha Si, ................. Ik Buda Banda: Ki Karda Peya Puttar?
    Baccha: Uncle Maithon Eh Ghanti Ni Baj Ho Rahi.
    Buda Banda (Ghanti Baja Ke): Ae Lai Baja Di Ghanti…
    Baccha: Hun Bhajj Lo…
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  23. Santa is asked to translate a phrase in english: ..... “Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai.” ...............Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.
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  24. Ik Doctor Ne Chhote Jehe Operation De 5 Lakh Rupeye Mang Laye…
    Mareej Sun Ke Hairani Naal Boleya: Daactar Ji, Inne Paise Naal Taan Operation Ki, Ik Navi Car Aa Jayu… ........... Doctor: Ohi Taan Laini Aan.
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  25. Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
    Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu…
    Banta: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha Haan… Tainu Ki Keha?
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  26. Ik Murakh Folak Samet Kela Kha Reha Si .... Kisi Ne Keha, “Oye Bai, Avein Ni Khaida, Folak Laah Ke Khaida…” ............ Murakh: Folak Laahne Da Ki Faida, Mainu Changi Taran Pata Haiga,
    Ehde Ander Kela Hi Hai Hor Kuch Ni Ho Sakda…
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  27. Sarkari School De Bacche Kisi Nu .... Ghaseet Ghaseet Ke School Lai Ke Ja Rahe San
    IK Buzurag – Ehnu Shad Do Ae Aape School Aa Jayuga. .... Bacche – Ae Student Nahi School Da Master Hai…
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  28. Ik Dere Wala Baba Bhagat Nu: Beta Tere Ghar Ch Bhootni Da Saya Hai
    Bhagat: Babe Main Tainu Bada Maranga, Je Meri Wife De Baare Kuch Boelya…
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  29. Golu Cycle De Utte Ja Reha Si,
    Raste Ch Ik Bhikhari Mileya, “Allah De Na Te Kuch De Davo…”
    Golu Nu Tarash Aaya, “Chal Aa Cycle Te Bai, Tainu Garden Da Ik Chakkar De Devan.”
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  30. Golden Words By Hitler: ............ If you can not fly, run.
    If you can not run, Walk. .....  If you can not walk, crawl.
    but keep moving… ……..………….……..Santa: Oye Eh Ta Theek Aa, Per Jana Kithe Hai?
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  31. Ek Sohni Kudi Ne Bada Nive Cut Da Blouse Paya Hoya Si,
    Te Utte Gall Ch Hawai Jhaaj Da Loket Ghum Reha Si,
    Ik Munda Bade Dhyaan Naal Dekhan Lag Peya,
    Kudi Sharma Ji Gayi, Te Kehan Lagi, “Lagta Hai Tusi Kade Hawai Jahaj Nahi Dekhya?”
    Munda Kehnda, “Hawai Jhaaj Taan Bade Dekhe Ne, Per Eho Jeha Airport Ni Dekhya?”

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